From LanceBurns.com
I can't imagine for what reason I would need to have a disclaimer, but just to be safe:
You access this site at your own risk. I take no responsibility for any damage incurred through the use or misuse of this site and/or any information or data it contains.
So if you fall down the stairs because you were too engrossed in viewing my site on your laptop... I'm afraid that's just tough luck. Seriously - you should watch where you're going.